Baby Boomer complains about selfish millennials while singlehandedly bankrupting Social Security
Waa waa waa, whines the Baby Boomer as he watches coverage of Spring Break play out in Florida. Certain of...
Politics
To save lives, Newsom will execute anyone who leaves their house during COVID-19 quarantine
California is now living its first full day under some of the most wide-reaching measures in the country, aimed at halting the...
Chik-fil-A drive through to provide coronavirus testing; expect to have 300 million tested before lunch
The extraordinarily fast and efficient Chik-fil-A drive through across the nation is contributing its system in the fight against coronavirus...
To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says, "There is not a day to lose," in this fight against the dreaded...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
NYC to shut off power in ‘a couple places’ to ensure enough people are panicking during outbreak
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said that his office is on 'a war footing' with the effort to...
Pelosi wears commemorative toilet paper earrings to coronavirus press conference
In a bold move of class and style during a chaotic time, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wore...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...
Bernie demands inept government that flubbed COVID-19 response take over entire healthcare system
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has been extremely critical of the governmental response to the coronavirus outbreak and the...
