Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign
Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke is dropping...
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
Hillary Clinton dresses up as president for third straight Halloween
Hillary Clinton greeted trick-or-treaters at her New York home dressed up as president for the third straight Halloween. But she...
Study finds it’s much easier to defeat a terrorist group when you’re not secretly funding them
President Donald Trump recently declared that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was dead after a US military raid in northwest Syria over...
BREAKING: All spotted owls killed in wildfire caused by logging restrictions to protect spotted owls
The last California spotted owl has been killed by the ongoing wildfires in the state caused by logging restrictions to...
Michelle Obama condemns ‘white flight’ after moving from hood to 98% white neighborhood
Former first lady Michelle Obama shared painful memories of growing up in Chicago’s South Side. “Y’all were running from us,...
Ocasio-Cortez applauds California for using natural light instead of electric lighting from fossil fuels
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez applauded Californians for using natural light from wildfires instead of electricity generated from fossil fuels during a...
REPORT: Epstein’s suicide was assisted by someone else strangling him to death
A private forensic pathologist hired by Jeffrey Epstein's brother to oversee his brother’s autopsy bolsters what has been blatantly obvious...
Ocasio-Cortez thanks unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thanked millions of unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California as they lost power intermittently for...
Greta Thunberg to California wildfires: ‘How dare you produce more CO2 than people!’
For the third straight year winds — known in the San Francisco Bay region as “Diablo Winds” and Santa Ana...
