Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the United Nations conference on how...
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POLL: Baby Yoda leads all Democrats for 2020 Presidential bid despite not running or being real
A cute little fictional sci-fi character has soared to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
China cracks down on Green Arrow propaganda for inspiring rebellious archery
Due to the usage of archery by Hong Kong Protesters, The People’s Republic of China is using the powerful influence...
Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the 'little kid table' for Thanksgiving this year due to...
Bernie Sanders showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without a dish again
Presidential hopeful and long-time taxpayer freeloader Bernie Sanders showed up for his family's Thanksgiving dinner without bringing a dish again...
Conservative transgender fired from Drag Queen Story Hour for ‘just sitting there reading’
Conservative transgender woman Beatrice Arnold was fired from a Pittsburgh area library Drag Queen Story Hour for not being perverted...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
A local Bernie Sanders fan is planning on yelling about the evils and inadequacies of capitalism—especially having so many dessert...
Queen generously gives Prince Andrew all-expenses paid vacation to special Parisian tunnel
Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Andrew the royal sendoff as he embarked on an all-expenses paid vacation to a special Parisian...
Buttigieg supports NASA program to put man in Uranus
Presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg has endorsed a NASA program to put a man in Uranus. NASA's latest robotic mission to...
