BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid
Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn't get any fuller or more clown-like, long...
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‘Fetuses are parasites’ says socialist rep who lives completely on extorted taxpayer money
Since Alabama's groundbreaking abortion heartbeat bill was passed, many from across the political spectrum have come out against it. Prominent...
Planned Parenthood demands tax money for abortions for trans women who can’t get pregnant
The geniuses at Planned Parenthood's marketing department are at it again, this time promoting women's health for biological men. "It's...
Ocasio-Cortez absolutely dismantles climate skeptics in new video
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest American congresswoman ever is fighting back on climate change. She recently told all those humorless Republicans...
Buttigieg rolls with Alfred E Newman dig in new campaign brand
President Trump said, “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” when asked by Politico reporters about his thoughts on...
Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
Brian Sims bravely fights all bigotry by heckling “old, white women”
Pennsylvania Democrat Brian Sims is a brave anti-fascist who fights all bigotry especially by heckling those awful "old, white women."...
Burly war veteran brutalized by little old lady’s prayers
A burly, bearded war veteran was brutalized by a little old lady saying prayers in broad daylight. The victim, Brian...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
