Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
Politics
Chik-fil-A cows go to war against Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have already come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
Californians witness Gov Newsom’s ‘Light at the end of the tunnel’ first hand
California Governor recently touted the state as, "a beacon light. Mark my words, California – we are the light at...
More than 180 plantation owners sign letter opposing state restrictions on slavery
“Abolishing slavery is bad for the economy.” This is how a letter written by Southern plantation owners in response to...
BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout...
New York Assembly to install animal worship altar next to the child sacrifice altar
New York State Assembly is set to install an animal worship altar in the style of ancient Aztec pagans next...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
