Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people from voting in the South....
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Activist: Trump should “abort” caravan before it reaches border
Tensions are rising as the caravan of undocumented Central American nationals make their way to the United States border. One...
Thousands March to Demand That America Become More Like The Countries They’re Fleeing
A group of tens of thousands of well-dressed poor people marched through the streets of their impoverished Central American countries,...
De Blasio signs bill allowing “sparkly unicorn gender” on birth certificates
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill into law Tuesday allowing New York City residents to select a...
Ancestry DNA test shows that everyone is Native American
In an effort to prove that he feels the pain of his marginalized brothers and sisters, Clay Egbertson of Encino,...
Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea
A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...
Several American cities flooded by liberal tears
Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...
Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
Dems propose lighting Kavanaugh on fire ‘to see if he burns’
Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Brett...
Kavanaugh Accused of WWII War Crimes Committed Before He Was Born
In a shocking twist of events, Senate Judiciary Committee Member Diane Feinstein has brought to light accusations that SCOTUS nominee...
