Biden Pardons What Looks Suspiciously Like Hunter Biden In A Turkey Costume
In a stunning display of familial solidarity and culinary confusion, President Joe Biden, in what some witnesses are calling an...
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NY Governor Hochul says students no longer have to think for themselves: ‘We’ll do it for you!’
ALBANY, NY—In a groundbreaking move, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has proudly announced that students across the state will no...
Thousands of Chicago teens line up for Social Security benefits after Nikki Haley ties retirement to life expectancy
CHICAGO—In an unexpected turn of events, former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley inadvertently triggered a mass exodus...
On Trans Day of Remembrance Biden honors all the trans activists who fought in the Revolutionary war
In a groundbreaking move to recognize the often overlooked contributions of transgender individuals throughout history, President Joe Biden marked Trans...
Millions of Americans excited to host ‘mostly peaceful’ protests on Thanksgiving
SACRAMENTO—Following bans on gatherings for Thanksgiving in states across the country including California and New York, millions of Americans have...
With Ukraine funding drying up, Biden picks up side job as the struggling guy in infomercials
WASHINGTON, DC—With the prospect of Ukrainian money laundering funds drying up, President* Joe Biden has taken up a side gig...
AOC Says She Was ‘Nearly Killed’ by Release of Jan 6 Footage
In a dramatic revelation that sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recently declared that she was "nearly...
BREAKING: Millions of people mourn the news that George Soros has not died at the age of 93
US—Millions are mourning the news today that George Soros has not died at the age of 93. In a shocking...
BREAKING: Bin Laden Now Polling Higher Than Biden With Democrats In 12 States
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist of political sentiments, a recent survey has revealed that Osama bin Laden, the notorious mastermind...
‘Everyone must use their real name online’ says the woman born with the name Nimrata Randhawa
In a bold move towards transparency and accountability, said former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nikki Haley, whose real name...
