BREAKING: Palestinians promise that 10% of the released hostages will go to the ‘Big Guy’
In a perplexing twist of international diplomacy, Palestinian leaders have assured President Joe Biden that, as part of their gratitude...
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BREAKING: Irish PM vows to crack down on unhinged extremists who don’t want their children stabbed
DUBLIN—In a stunning display of political resolve, the Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar has announced a bold crackdown on what...
Notre Dame changes mascot to Fighting Right-Wing Extremists following Dublin riots
SOUTH BEND, IN—In an unexpected turn of events that left the university community bewildered and perhaps a tad nervous, University...
BREAKING: FBI arrest person of interest in Rainbow Bridge terrorist attack
NIAGRA FALLS—In a plot that sounds like a rejected script for an action movie, the FBI has shocked the nation...
Biden: ‘Thanksgiving is cheaper this year thanks to our depopulation agenda’
In a surprising twist of holiday cheer, President Joe Biden has declared that Thanksgiving dinners are more affordable this year,...
Biden Pardons What Looks Suspiciously Like Hunter Biden In A Turkey Costume
In a stunning display of familial solidarity and culinary confusion, President Joe Biden, in what some witnesses are calling an...
NY Governor Hochul says students no longer have to think for themselves: ‘We’ll do it for you!’
ALBANY, NY—In a groundbreaking move, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has proudly announced that students across the state will no...
Thousands of Chicago teens line up for Social Security benefits after Nikki Haley ties retirement to life expectancy
CHICAGO—In an unexpected turn of events, former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley inadvertently triggered a mass exodus...
On Trans Day of Remembrance Biden honors all the trans activists who fought in the Revolutionary war
In a groundbreaking move to recognize the often overlooked contributions of transgender individuals throughout history, President Joe Biden marked Trans...
