Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’
The first astronauts to reach Mars were disappointed to find absolutely no sign of life
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OPINION: Whites must stop having babies unless they’re IVF children for gay couples
Whites are all devils and need to stop having children, unless of course, those children
OPINION: No one voted for AOC’s Green New Deal because they’re sexist
The Senate voted on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal this week after some epic arguments.
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence Trump colluded with Russians to rip mattress tags off in 1998
After the Mueller probe into President Trump’s collusion with Russia came up empty, Democratic lawmakers
Sen. Mike Lee jumps on Green New Deal taun taun wagon
In a beautiful speech, Senator Mike Lee of Utah defends Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal
First all-female spacewalk cancelled because they ‘couldn’t find the perfect outfit’
A historic spacewalk was scheduled to occur this week, with only women operating outside the
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers.
OPINION: Science clearly says vaccines are safe so we must censor any science that says otherwise
The science is settled. It’s so painfully obvious. Vaccines are safe and effective. Never mind
Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police
Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors,