NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019
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Notorious welfare queens proceed to lecture Americans about right and wrong
Nobody saw this coming. Google, tech overlord the world over, having made billions turning taxpayer
Angsty pre-teen destroys thousands of expert biblical scholars across millennia with brilliant summary, ‘it wuz all made up duh’
Wylie Marie, of North Dakota fame, just destroyed two-millenia of biblical exegesis in one fell
97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued
Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. “There’s just too many factors contributing to the
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or
VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early
Report: Facebook classified biology as hate speech because Zuckerberg is transitioning
This explains a lot. After a multitude of users have complained that making basic biological
Joe Biden joins Area 51 raid to ‘spread compassion’ to aliens
Despite protests by the #metoo movement of illegal aliens holed up in Area 51, presidential
AOC travels to Area 51, discovers illegal aliens have been locked in cages there for decades
During the viral campaign to storm Area 51, it had been brought to light by