BREAKING: 100,000 brave ‘Cucks for Kamala’ donate their testicles to the Harris campaign
US—Not to be outdone by the Karens for Kamala, 100,000 self-proclaimed "Cucks for Kamala" (also known as the "White Dudes...
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Kamala Harris demands $1billion in reparations from herself for the slaves her ancestors owned
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold and unprecedented move, Vice President Kamala Harris has announced that she will be paying herself...
Local father of 4 lives one year entirely on his kids’ food that ‘touched another food’
In a world where parenting challenges abound, one brave father has taken on the ultimate test of endurance and gag...
Unemployed Masters Graduate awarded Presidential Medal of Participation by Biden
IOWA—Twenty-eight-year-old Jeremy Daniels was one of several unemployed college graduates who was recognized and awarded a presidential medal of participation...
We’re DINKS and we want you to know how fulfilled we are by letting you know how fulfilled we are
In a world filled with acronyms, we proudly wear the badge of DINK (Dual Income, No Kids). But we're not...
BREAKING: Millions of people mourn the news that George Soros has not died at the age of 93
US—Millions are mourning the news today that George Soros has not died at the age of 93. In a shocking...
History’s Most Infamous Zero-Day Exploits
A zero-day exploit is akin to a master thief discovering an unlocked door that no one knew existed. These exploits...
BREAKING: Local college grad can’t even
Being a female college grad in today's society is a real rollercoaster ride. From avocado toast to rose-colored glasses, we've...
Brave Ukrainian soldier jumps on pile of Russian fentanyl to save fellow soldiers
A brave unknown soldier (pictured above) jumped on a pile of Russian fentanyl to save his fellow soldiers. He will...
Biden promotes non-binary Brinton to head TSA citing experience stealing women’s luggage
WASHINGTON, DC—A non-binary Biden administration official nuclear waste expert was charged with stealing a traveler’s luggage from the Minneapolis airport...
