Call for recently laid off HuffPo writers
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Local dad finally gets a rest after exhausting week of turning off the lights for everyone else
Local father of five adorable munchkins, Peter Bougereaux was finally able to rest on the couch this evening after an...
Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...
Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them
In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...
BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife
NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while "playing with his wife," a spokesman said. “C'mon man, we were...
Democratic volunteers ensure deceased voters get ‘I voted’ stickers too
PHILADELPHIA—Democratic volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool
Josh Crenshaw has been doing custodial work at MSNBC for, well, so long he can't remember. Walking by one of...
Senator Feinstein, Amy Coney Barrett seen thrift store shopping together, snag retro Halloween costumes
Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett says she and Senator Feinstein ran into each other at the Buffalo Exchange thrift...
Debates spark run on Biden look-alike puppies at kennels and pounds across America
“There is never going to be enough to fill the demand. At least until after the election,” Gillian Jacoby of...
I faked COVID and had the best 14 days of the pandemic. You should too.
I didn’t plan on defrauding my boss, my colleagues or my family. But one day I sneezed on a conference...
