BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time
I don't care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator....
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Local Leftist swaps ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker for ‘Support Your Local FBI’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Support Your...
Bill Gates releases new book ‘I Want to Kill Half of You’
SEATTLE—Bill Gates recently released his new book, "I Want to Kill Half of You," in which he offers some insightful observations...
BREAKING: There is a new world’s fastest woman swimmer
Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen who are ladies and ladies who are gentlemen, there is a new fastest woman swimmer...
WATCH: Brave NFL fan demands Dallas Cowboys change their name to Dallas Gayboys
This is a voice that demands to be heard! If you so much as smile or laugh at this earnest...
Amazon’s ‘The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power’ replaces all villains with Putin
HOLLYWOOD—The multi-million dollar TV series Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is set to enlighten us in September...
Nuclear missile repairman #1 on 2022 Top Ten Jobs list, first time since 1957
What are the top skills employers are looking for in 2022? Genesius Times has them rated, based on a poll...
Amazon combats ‘face-ism’ by casting butt-ugly elves for ‘Rings of Power’ series
HOLLYWOOD—To combat rampant bigotry including the insidious "face-ism" in Hollywood, Amazon is casting butt-ugly actors to play roles played traditionally...
Biden taps Chelsea Clinton in top admin role
WASHINGTON, DC—Chelsea Clinton is moving up in the world. Not only is she the first openly trans daughter of a...
BREAKING: Joe Biden has killed Betty White
WASHINGTON, DC—Joe Biden promised a winter of sickness and death and he's starting to put his money where his mouth...
