Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
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COVID-19 down in Sweden thanks to invisible face masks
STOCKHOLM—The nation of Sweden has embarked on a very different response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Many other nations have taken...
CNN apologizes for upcoming ‘technical difficulties’ whenever Biden speaks
ATLANTA—CNN has already purchased dozens of new cameras and TV equipment from the Chinese Communist Party in anticipation of the...
Twitter bans thousands of QAnon users who had already left Twitter cause Twitter sucks
Twitter announced on Tuesday that the social media company had banned thousands of accounts by QAnon users who had already...
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after...
Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server
Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court....
Klingon Lives Matter activists feel they’re being ignored after the death of Worf
Klingon Lives Matter feel as if their movement is being overshadowed by Black Lives Matter and ignored after the death...
Facebook launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
VIDEO: Bill Gates opens up about plan to depopulate and control the world
In this candid interview, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for Sinister Bioengineering opens...
Google launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
