Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
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Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email
In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
COVID-19 down in Sweden thanks to invisible face masks
STOCKHOLM—The nation of Sweden has embarked on a very different response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Many other nations have taken...
CNN apologizes for upcoming ‘technical difficulties’ whenever Biden speaks
ATLANTA—CNN has already purchased dozens of new cameras and TV equipment from the Chinese Communist Party in anticipation of the...
Twitter bans thousands of QAnon users who had already left Twitter cause Twitter sucks
Twitter announced on Tuesday that the social media company had banned thousands of accounts by QAnon users who had already...
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after...
Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server
Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court....
Klingon Lives Matter activists feel they’re being ignored after the death of Worf
Klingon Lives Matter feel as if their movement is being overshadowed by Black Lives Matter and ignored after the death...
