Puppet strings visible during Biden’s CNN townhall
SCRANTON, PA—Puppet strings were clearly visible holding Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden up during a softball townhall hosted by CNN....
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Elon Musk claims his 2025 Model 3 Neuralink vehicles will run on ‘Wishful Thinking’
Elon Musk has been working on his Neuralink system for decades. He now claims he can cure anxiety, depression, hangovers,...
Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino defends sexualization of children in ‘Cuties’
LOS GATOS, CA—New Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino has issued a public defense of the new Netflix original film 'Cuties' (“Mignonnes”),...
YouTube explains its extremely clear community guidelines
YouTube is a very open and transparent social media platform. In this informative video, YouTube representatives explain their extremely clear...
AOC praises California for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in California due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Bill releases dirt on Hillary so she will just get it over with and kill him already
After a Zoom interview gone bad, former Bill Clinton has decided to release dirt on his wife Hillary so she...
Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email
In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
