CNN: SUV found guilty on all accounts in mostly peaceful Waukesha parade accident
WAUKESHA, WI—A Wisconsin SUV accused of driving through a crowd at the 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade was found guilty Wednesday....
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Stacey Abrams: ‘If we abort 2 Million babies this year we could send another $40 Billion to Ukraine’
ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate and perennial election denier Stacey Abrams is promoting a savvy economic plan. "Inflation is really hitting us...
BREAKING: Spokesperson for Hell disputes Biden’s claim that the U.S. economy is ‘strong as hell’
WASHINGTON, DC—A spokesperson for the Underworld has disputed US President* Joe Biden's claim that the US economy is "strong as...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress to impeach Donald Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to President* Joe Biden’s attempted quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress has moved to impeach...
BREAKING: Biden recounts harrowing story of how his son, Queen Elizabeth II, was killed in Iraq
CAMP HALE, Colorado—Speaking near Vail, President* Joe Biden recounted a harrowing story of how his son, Queen Elizabeth II 'lost...
California celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing 6 people to climate goddess Greta Thunberg
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
BREAKING: Zelensky wins Nobel Peace Prize for refusing to negotiate peace
OSLO, Norway—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has won the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize for refusing to hold peace talks with Russia....
BREAKING: Americans plead Putin not to nuke Washington DC until Congress is back in session
WASHINGTON, DC—As world superpowers hurtle toward nuclear war, a Pew Pew Institute poll shows that Americans would prefer that Russian...
BREAKING: Biden promises to help those hit by Hurricane Ian by giving $13 billion more to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—After Historic Hurricane Ian devastated the West coast of Florida, President* Joe Biden said that he will do everything...
BREAKING: Nord Stream pipeline has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
BERLIN—The Nord Steam pipeline, widely known to have colluded with Russia, has reportedly overhead important information that certainly will lead...
