In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong.

“If I were president,” Clinton said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times, “Iran would’ve committed suicide already.”

She then gave an unblinking stare to everyone in the room as she nodded her head back and forth ominously.

President Trump has taken heat recently for a drone strike on top Iranian General Soleimani in early 2020 that made Iran hate the US since 1979.

“He’s just going about it all wrong,” Clinton continued. “He’s threatening military action out in the open. No! You suicide them. The whole F***ing country.”

Rumors have circulated about the possibility that Clinton has something to do with Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide…

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