It was an ordinary morning for local Jewish man Jacob Weiss. Mr. Weiss, like most Americans, reads the newspaper every morning while having breakfast and a cup of coffee. He recently considered canceling his New York Times’ subscription because of all the bad news that’s reported on a daily basis, and the constant negative reporting made him feel discouraged. But something changed his mind.

“I was browsing through the Times as usual one morning, when I saw an article that caught my eye,” Mr. Weiss said. “The article was a long diatribe against the Jewish community and about how the Jews control the media, Hollywood, the finance industry, and legal profession. I felt elated and very excited! Finally, there was some good news in the paper!”

Mr. Weiss’ excitement was short-lived, however, after coming across an article in the Times a week later, complaining about how same the Jews who control the media, Hollywood, the finance industry, and legal profession, are also illiterate and provide no education to their children.

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