US—MasterClass is on a roll recently. After nabbing the power duo Bill and Hillary Clinton for classes on Blue Dress Stain Removal and Accidentally Suiciding People respectively, they launched a class with Bill Nye on Playing A Scientist on TV.

Now, MasterClass has finally released the lesson everyone has been waiting for: Greta Thunberg Teaches What It’s Like Being Black in America.

It’s been a long time coming as Thunberg was on the CNN panel with Don Lemon over a year ago.

Subscribers will have to choose between their desire to learn from the world’s more condescending teenage and other great teachers, like Alec Baldwin Teaches Gun Safety.

In the Thunberg MasterClass, students will learn:

• How to say “How dare you” convincingly in front of an audience
• How to virtue signal instead of doing anything productive
• How to look like an expert on anything by sounding funny
• Blame everything on climate change
• Blame climate change on Trump

MasterClass is dedicated to providing the most up-to-date accurate expertise on the planet and this latest edition proves it.

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