BREAKING: Federal judge orders bombs removed from Tesla dealership to be put back and detonated 
BREAKING: Fedral Judge Signs Temperairy Restrayneing Ordur To Save Dept Of Educ. 
BREAKING: Millions of Catholics devastated as Pope Francis has not died at 88 
BREAKING: Federal judge orders bombs removed from Tesla dealership to be put back and detonated
Federal Judge Hugh Jassole has ordered that a cache of bombs, recently removed from a Tesla dealership, be promptly returned...
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BREAKING: Fedral Judge Signs Temperairy Restrayneing Ordur To Save Dept Of Educ.
In a stunnin display of judishul prowiss, Federal Judge Ray Sist, a shinin star of America’s edukashun sistem, scribbled his...
BREAKING: Millions of Catholics devastated as Pope Francis has not died at 88
VATICAN CITY, March 24, 2025 – A wave of disappointment has swept through the Catholic world today as millions of...
BREAKING: District Court Judge overrules WWII victory, orders US to give Normandy back to Nazis
District Court Judge Hugh Jassole has declared the United States’ victory in World War II “legally invalid,” ordering the immediate...
BREAKING: District Court Judge overrules US Cold War victory, orders Germany to put the Berlin Wall back up
District Court Judge Hugh Jassole has declared the United States’ victory in the Cold War “null and void,” ordering Germany...
BREAKING: Federal Judge orders Putin to cancel Trump-brokered ceasefire and go back to war
Federal Judge Hugh Jassole has issued an extraordinary order demanding that Russian President Vladimir Putin cancel a freshly brokered ceasefire...
POLL: 10% of Americans still believe the crazy conspiracy theory that the CIA didn’t kill Kennedy
In a stunning blow to common sense and decades of well-established tinfoil-hat wisdom, a new poll has revealed that a...
BREAKING: Trump reveals ‘shocking’ JFK files: Iran killed Kennedy using a camel-powered time machine
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump today released long-classified JFK assassination files that allegedly reveal Iran as the mastermind behind the 1963...
BREAKING: Trump agrees to transfer illegal gang members to the houses of judges who say he can’t deport them
Trump has responded to a federal district court judge's blocking the deportation of hundreds of Tren de Aragua gang members...
Ireland slaps 125% tariff on US Goods until America takes Rosie O’Donnell back
Dublin, Ireland – The Irish government announced today a staggering 125% tariff on all goods imported from the United States,...
