JUST IN: White House Press Secretary replaced by a literal gaslight
WASHINGTON, DC—After acknowledging the difficulty in constantly gaslighting the American public about everything from the economy to the war in...
WASHINGTON, DC—After acknowledging the difficulty in constantly gaslighting the American public about everything from the economy to the war in...
As Americans continue to question President Biden's mental fitness and competency, the White House proudly announced updates to the Department...
KYIV—The war conflict between Ukraine and Russia continues, while that happens the President of the country with capital in Kyiv, Volodymyr Zelensky, appeared...
Despite early run tallies calling for a Republican victory, Democrats won the annual Congressional baseball game when extra runs were...
WASHINGTON, DC—After much criticism of Biden's squinting and looking half-dead, the president has undergone surgery to implant Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's eyes...
US—The FDA has approved a new vaccine that is 95% effective against recession, a statement from the agency said. The...
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Several conspiracy theories have emerged following a social media post by President Joe Biden in which he doesn't...
US—President* Joe Biden has addressed the negative GDP growth in consecutive quarters saying, "What we’re seeing is the most diverse,...
NEW YORK—The World Health Organization (WHO) has proposed a halt to all gay sex to stop the spread of Monkeypox....
WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare gaff, President Joe Biden accidentally signed an executive order doubling all student loan debt. "This is...