Mamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim 
WNBA Installs New Mid-Court Pro Wrestling Ring to Help Players Pummel Caitlin Clark 
Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals 
Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator 
Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center 
Biden urges Floridians to protect themselves from Hurricane Idalia by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In an unexpected twist, President Biden has unveiled his latest strategy for disaster preparedness: encouraging Floridians to protect themselves from...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: Harrison Floyd changes first name to ‘George’ to avoid prosecution by partisan DA
In a stunning and brilliant legal maneuver, Harrison Floyd's attorney changed his first name to George to get our of...
BREAKING: Eminem sends cease and desist to the white M&Ms to stop imitating him
In a stunning turn of events, rap superstar Eminem has reportedly sent a cease and desist letter to the iconic...
To Disprove Trump’s 2020 Election Interference Claims, Biden DOJ Interferes In 2024 Election
In a bizarre twist of irony that could only occur in the realm of politics, the Biden Department of Justice...
CNN corrects problematic MLK ‘I Have a Dream’ speech for modern audience
ATLANTA—CNN producers have corrected the deeply problematic "I Have a Dream" speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. along...
‘Look at this Photograph!’
Look at this photographEvery time I do, it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell...
Biden comforts California flood victims with harrowing tale of his overflowing toilet
In a heartwarming display of empathy and solidarity, President Biden visited flood-ravaged areas in California to comfort victims with a...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Making America Great Again
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump yet again, this time for making America great again...
BREAKING: Hurricane Monica blows through DC as Hurricane Hilary peters out in California
In a bizarre twist of meteorological fate, the nation has been treated to an unusual double feature – Hurricane Monica...
BREAKING: California streets ‘never been cleaner’ after hurricane washes away all the poop and needles
LOS ANGELES—In a curious turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the streets of California are reportedly...
