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Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
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WASHINGTON, DC—In response to revelations that President Joe Biden has been willfully retaining classified documents, federal prosecutors have announced plans...
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has awarded the prestigious Presidential Medal...
WASHINGTON, DC—Aides to President* Joe Biden have been accused of sabotaging him by allowing him to hold a press conference...
WASHINGTON, DC—Special Counsel Robert Hur has officially exonerated President* Joe Biden of any wrongdoing, citing his alleged braindead state as...
"I don't ever recall having a bad memory," Biden stated, his words echoing in the White House briefing room. "And...
In a bold marketing move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, has...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made an unprecedented plea to Congress, urging lawmakers to declare him president so he can...
CARSON CITY, NV—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits scratching their heads and candidates reevaluating their campaign...
WASHINGTON, DC—The Senate has passed a groundbreaking border security bill aimed at securing the US-Mexico border by sending a whopping...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are hailing as visionary and others as downright confusing, President Joe Biden has unveiled...
