Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law
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WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of international diplomacy and circular logic, the United States has announced that it will be...
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden was caught reading "Global Thermonuclear War for Dummies" after returning from a European trip aimed...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking shift in policy and rhetoric, President* Joe Biden announced today that walls, once seen as divisive...
In an age where fashion statements are made not only with words but with stunning jewelry, one cannot help but...
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
In an unexpected turn of events, some ardent supporters of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement have resorted to...
HOLLYWOOD—In a surprising move that's sure to make headlines, Disney has unveiled its latest cinematic endeavor, "Bill Clinton Visits Pizza...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking move aimed at improving the efficiency of President* Biden's daily operations, the White House has announced...
SACRAMENTO—In a stunning move that left many Californians scratching their heads, Governor Gavin Newsom has appointed none other than Dianne...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, Congressman Jamaal Bowman has once again incited an insurrection within the hallowed halls...
