CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market
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WASHINGTON, DC—In a ceremony that could only be described as out-of-this-world, President Joe Biden has posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal...
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Representative Adam Bennett Schiff has died at the age of 64 after a long battle with a severe case of...
NEW YORK—In a move that has redefined the concept of "retail therapy," Black Lives Matter (BLM) organizers have announced plans...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to combat unhealthy eating and save the planet, a new federal mandate set...
Devout Christian Sophie Raine has made a staggering $47 million on OnlyFans by posting cute pictures of Bible verses. According...
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
The Rooftop Koreans have announced that they are heading back to their home country in an effort to settle things...
Hunter Biden has legally changed his name to "Nobody" in order to be consistent with all the prominent Democrats who...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The Google Headquarters shut down Monday after a delivery man cheerfully wished a receptionist a "Merry Christmas". All...
