AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading 
Yes, Black Lives Matter… Unless They Disagree with Liberals 
9/11 Drone Show to Recreate Perfectly Intact Hijacker Passport Escaping Fiery Inferno 
NCAA Rules Michigan May Keep Playing Until They Win 
Local Wife Poised to Win Husband’s Fantasy Football League Again After Making Zero Moves All Season 
Racist Democrats Elect White Woman to Represent Predominantly Black District
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Racist Democratic voters in Florida’s 20th Congressional District have again chosen Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a white...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Moderna Announces New Vaccine to Protect Against Effects of Its Previous Vaccines
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Moderna (Ticker: MRNA) said Wednesday it is developing a new vaccine designed to reduce the risk of...
“Professor Arday Is a Disgrace to Education,” Declares Jussie Smollett
LOS ANGELES — Actor and public figure Jussie Smollett issued a sharp rebuke Tuesday of Professor Jason Arday, calling the...
WNBA bans all women from stadiums after two fans wear XX/XY shirts to game
ATLANTA — The Women’s National Basketball Association announced Tuesday that all women will be prohibited from entering stadiums during games,...
WNBA Changes Name to WNBNBA: We’re Not Biologists National Basketball Association
CHICAGO — The Women’s National Basketball Association announced Monday that it is formally changing its name to the We’re Not...
Crime scene paved over already
Authorities moved with unusual speed Monday after Candace Owens left Andrew Wilson in what witnesses described as a state of...
Building Your Big Idea
Most people imagine a big idea arriving like a lightning strike. In reality, it usually shows up as a recurring...
AOC: I froze my eggs in case I wanted to get an abortion later in life
A little while ago I made a quiet decision that feels, to me, like the most responsible thing I’ve done...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
Trump Names Roseanne Barr Press Secretary, Citing ‘Unfiltered Authenticity’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he has selected actress and comedian Roseanne Barr to serve as his...
