It’s Last Chance for Iran Day…Again 
Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack 
Mamdani Announces Microchip Requirement for Access to City-Owned Grocery Stores 
BREAKING: Arsonist blames climate change for making him start the Spokane fire 
BREAKING: Sen Mitch McConnell has tragically died tomorrow 
Black owners disguise their businesses as Planned Parenthood so rioters won’t burn them down
As the violent thirst of the mob continues to be quenched by directionless rage towards the small businesses, that bring...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
VIDEO: Bill Gates opens up about plan to depopulate and control the world
In this candid interview, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for Sinister Bioengineering opens...
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release of this summer's guaranteed blockbuster,...
Chicago honors the memory of George Floyd by hosting 25 murders over the weekend
While people all over the country and even the world are protesting police brutality and honoring the memory of George...
Rude asteroid ignores all guidance on social distancing with Earth
Looks like the looting, riots, arson and mayhem have pissed someone off. We think we know who but would rather...
Google launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
Trump modifies Washington Monument in response to protesters
WASHINGTON—President Trump has been looking for new ways to communicate to people since his favored platform Twitter has started censoring...
Petition to change name of ‘White House’ to ‘Black Lives Matter House’
America is finally waking up to its systemic racism by calling out all the white racists and making them wear...
Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Protesters required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness and end racism
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That’s why most Black Lives Matter...
