France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup
Satan Trying To Figure Out Why Wars Are Breaking Out All Over Hell
Mamdani Opens New NYC Restaurant Allowing Comrades to Literally ‘Eat the Rich’
Trump Orders All Israel Pride Flags to Be Flown at Half-Mast in Honor of Lindsey Graham’s Passing
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham Dies After Accidentally Uttering the Word “Peace”
Washington, D.C. —In an unusually candid admission, current FBI Director Kash Patel told reporters Friday that the Bureau is considering...
MUNCIE, IN — In a move that has left academics and alumni scratching their heads, Ball State University has abruptly...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a feat of financial acrobatics that left economists shaking their heads and taxpayers reaching for aspirin, Speaker Mike...
In these tumultuous times, where the airwaves are a battlefield and late-night comedy is the last bastion of truth (or...
SALT LAKE CITY, UT —A self-identified transgender “furry” has agreed to undergo spaying and neutering to avoid prosecution for harboring...
US—Listen up, comrades. The corporate media and their billionaire puppet masters are at it again, clutching their pearls over what...
CBS’s The Late Show with Stephen Colbert clinched the Emmy for Best Talk Series at last night’s ceremony, a category...
US—President Donald J. Trump has declined to hold hands and sing unity anthems with self-described demonic communists, a group that...
UTAH—Federal Judge Huga Wokehammer (they/them) overturned the arrest of Tyler Robinson, the suspected shooter in the assassination of conservative firebrand...
WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of the shocking assassination of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk, Democratic leaders have issued a heartfelt plea...
