Mamdani Announces Microchip Requirement for Access to City-Owned Grocery Stores 
BREAKING: Arsonist blames climate change for making him start the Spokane fire 
BREAKING: Sen Mitch McConnell has tragically died tomorrow 
WNBA to start all games with Caitlin Clark receiving 5 fouls for getting punched in the face 
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity 
Local man buys $900 3D printer so he can make cheap Chinese junk at home for 10 times the price
In a bold leap toward self-sufficiency, local man Greg Thompson, 38, has unveiled his latest venture: crafting budget-tier Chinese trinkets...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Communism Only Killed 100 Million People. It’s Time We Give It Another Try.
NEW YORK—Listen up, New Yorkers: I know the headlines are screaming about Zohran Mamdani's double-digit lead in the mayoral polls,...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
‘Medal Of Freedom For Capt. Kirk?, He’s Not Even Real Person’ Says Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats were furious Charlie Kirk was awarded the Congressional Medal of Freedom. It was so upsetting, MSNBC refused to...
Letitia James Says She Only Committed Mortgage Fraud to Better Know How to Prosecute It When Others Do It
NEW YORK, NY — In a press conference outside the Manhattan courthouse Thursday, New York Attorney General Letitia James defended...
Genesius Times Drops ‘Everyone I Don’t Like is Hitler’ Tops Billfloard Hot 100, Sparks Global Meme Frenzy
Hold onto your memes, folks: satirical news juggernaut Genesius Times has just unleashed their debut single, Everyone I Don’t Like...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you're a Nazi bigot, so that's why most woke cultures and municipalities...
Columbus Day: Leftists Are Protesting Immigrant Who Brought Diversity to America
US—Progressive activists have taken to the streets to denounce Christopher Columbus—an Italian immigrant who, ironically, kickstarted one of the most...
Pro-Palestinian protesters demand genocide continue until someone besides Trump can negotiate peace plan
Gaza City, October 10, 2025 — In a bold display of political purity, a coalition of Pro-Palestinian activists has issued...
Highlights from the 2025 Housework Olympics
In a surprising blend of satire and spectacle, the 2025 Housework Olympics kicked off at the Michelob Ultra Arena during...
