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We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth 
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Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything 
Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Dems propose lighting Kavanaugh on fire ‘to see if he burns’
Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Brett...
Kavanaugh yearbook contains codewords revealing he is actually Jack the Ripper
Despite the defense by Republican agents, several Internet experts have discovered the true identity of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh:...
New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%
In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...
Kavanaugh Accused of WWII War Crimes Committed Before He Was Born
In a shocking twist of events, Senate Judiciary Committee Member Diane Feinstein has brought to light accusations that SCOTUS nominee...
“Raw milk should be illegal” say students chowing down on street meat
As the Trump administration rolls back FDA regulations, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less government intervention...
