BREAKING: Democrats furious that Trump did what they’ve demanded he do 
Trade war escalates: Trump slaps 125% tariff on all of Eric Swalwell’s Chinese spy lovers 
Trump Ends U.S.-China Trade War with Bombshell Swap: Hong Kong for Portland, Oregon 
BREAKING: Tariff War Sends Prices of Chinese Rubber Dog Sh*t Soaring 
Local man dies from plume of neighbor’s disgusting new perfume 
Embracing A Frugal Mindset
Mastering the Art of Frugal Living: A Path to Financial Freedom In a world that glorifies excess and consumption, embracing...
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Millions saddened to hear that Klaus Schwab did not die
Millions of people around the world were saddened to hear the news that Klaus Schwab, the founder and executive chairman...
Zelensky forms one-party authoritarian dictatorship in order to save democracy
KYIV—Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced the banning of Ukraine’s main opposition party and ten others in order to save...
BREAKING: Pope Francis excommunicates Harrison Butker for being ‘too Catholic’
VATICAN—Pope Francis has announced that he is personally excommunicating Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker from the Catholic Church for...
BREAKING: Chiefs Sign P. Diddy to replace problematic kicker Harrison Butker
In an unprecedented move that has left the NFL world buzzing, the Kansas City Chiefs have announced that they have...
Republicans Embarrassed Again As MTG Wins ‘Biggest Set of Balls’ Award
In a stunning upset that left many Republicans red-faced and embarrassed, firebrand Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has emerged victorious in...
BREAKING: NFL Suspends Chiefs’ Kicker for Not Meeting League Minimum for Domestic Violence
The NFL has officially suspended Kansas City Chiefs' kicker, Harrison Butker, for his failure to meet the league minimum of...
STUNNING: Chet and Jabba the Hutt cover SI 2022 swimsuit issue
US—Chet and Jabba the Hutt have reached new career peaks: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover star. "It's hard to even...
BREAKING: Biden challenges Trump to a diaper-filling contest
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has challenged former President Donald Trump to a diaper-filling contest, igniting a fierce battle between the...
Inadequate Judge Merchan can’t gag Stormy Daniels: ‘I’ve Tried’
In a shocking turn of events, notoriously small jurist, Judge Merchan, has been unable to gag Stormy Daniels, the adult...
