Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Biden Reveals He’s ‘Lack Toast and Tolerant’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden revealed today that he only drinks lactaid milk because he’s “lack toast and tolerant.” “I’m lack toast...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
AOC: If Walmart can’t handle constant looting, they shouldn’t be in business
I don't know who needs to hear this but if Walmart can't handle a little looting at their stores like...
Alcoholics Anonymous hires Dylan Mulvaney as most effective way to get people to stop drinking
In a groundbreaking move, Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) has announced that they have secured the sponsorship of every major beer company...
LIFE HACK: How to claim Volodymyr Zelensky as a dependent on your 2022 tax return
In a difficult economy, people are looking to boost their tax return and get as much money back as they...
BREAKING: Leaking documents is bad again
(CNN) In a stunning reversal of opinion, politicians and media figures are now decrying the practice of leaking documents, after...
BREAKING: Biden vows to punish whoever released illegal leaks all over the White House
In a statement released today, the Biden administration has vowed to find and punish whoever is responsible for repeatedly releasing...
Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For
UNITED STATES—Following his indictment, former President Trump has pleaded not guilty to 34 felony counts in New York. Curious as...
BREAKING: Insurrection is okay again
(CNN) NASHVILLE—More than a 1,000 mostly peaceful protestors rallied around Tennessee’s state Capitol on March 30 calling for more restrictive...
Biden orders all creepy Easter Bunnies to be replaced with himself
WASHINGTON, DC—During the chaos caused by Farrakhan supporter Noah Green at the US Capitol last year, Joe Biden’s handlers lost...
BREAKING: Budweiser changes slogan from ‘King of Beers’ to ‘Drag Queen of Beers’
ST. LOUIS—Budweiser has doubled down on its support of the transgender community by announcing that it is changing its long-standing...
