California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children
It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
AOC bursts into flames after touching high voltage fence at border concentration camp
In a shocking display of angst and self-immolation, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into flames after raging against the machine...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Candidates outnumber audience members at first Democratic debate
Following the pattern of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate rallies turning out tens of people, the first Democratic primary debate now...
100 Pharma CEOs sign letter calling “attention to opioid deaths bad for business”
More brave CEO's have entered the fray to discuss the implications of public concerns for human life in relation to...
Bernie Sanders unveils plan to buy 45 million votes with your money
AS DEMOCRATIC presidential candidates prepared for their first debate Wednesday night, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) unveiled a sweeping plan to buy 45 million...
Omar, AOC protest DC daycare: ‘Release these kids from this child concentration camp!’
US Representatives Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are taking their fight against Nazis to the next level. They are touring...
