In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert “Beto” O’Rourke his participation trophy for the 2020 presidential campaign.

“You gotta hand it to him, he gave us all a good laugh,” Trump said in reference to the former congressman.

A spokesman for O’Rourke says that he will probably need to pawn his participation trophy to make ends meet before he takes up his new role confiscating drug cartel guns.

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