Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them
In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...
2020 election
BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
EGYPT—An archeological mission just unearthed a new tomb in Al-Bhidenfa in southern Egypt. The discovery includes well preserved mummies, artwork,...
BREAKING: Dems decriminalize necromancy to bring back Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the dead
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic lawmakers met today in an “emergency” meeting in order to arrange and pass a bill through both the...
Biden demands to know who he’s going to pick for VP
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has demanded to know who he's going to pick for his vice presidential...
Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...
Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...
