BREAKING: Harambe has died from coronavirus in New York City
Harambe, the beloved lowland gorilla who was shot and killed in 2016 after befriending a little boy at the Cincinnati...
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Michigan Governor enlists Combine Army to help enforce quarantine
Detroit, MI -- According to embedded sources, Michigan's designated administrator Gretchen Whitmer has reached out to the Combine Army from...
VIDEO: Actual footage of New York City counting COVID-19 deaths
Genesius Times has discovered actual footage of New York City officials counting COVID-19 deaths. Viewer discretion is advised:
Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK—Usually, when you drive through Yosemite Village, you have a tough time not running over gnarly rock climbers...
Fauci blames Trump for Fauci saying we don’t have to worry about coronavirus in January
Every day this Fauci guy kicks our President in the groin and keeps on smiling at the camera as if...
Amid COVID pandemic, nation’s hospitals request fewer ventilators and more cowbell
Nurse crews are absolutely killing it in their response to a Tik Tok dance challenge during the COVID-19 pandemic. The...
Xenophobia on the rise as angry white blood cells target ‘Chinese coronavirus’
In the wake of the deadly pandemic that has engulfed the world, an even deadlier pandemic is taking root within...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after not killing himself
Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New...
Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold
Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses,...
New Hampshire changes motto to ‘Live Free or Save Me From a Cold’
New Hampshire has changed what was perhaps the most recognizable state mottos—"Live Free or Die"—to something slightly less catchy: "Live...
