DNC

Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden

Exavier Saskagoochie November 6, 2024

WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...

BREAKING: 17-year-old at DNC horrified to learn he’s Tim Walz’s son

Exavier Saskagoochie August 22, 2024

CHICAGO—A 17-year-old political enthusiast at the Democratic National Convention was left in utter dismay after discovering that his long-lost father...

Planned Parenthood offering free abortions to anti-genocide Democrats

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 21, 2024

CHICAGO, IL — Planned Parenthood has unveiled its latest initiative: offering free abortions to attendees of the Anti-Genocide Democrat Convention....

BREAKING: Walls are okay again

Exavier Saskagoochie August 19, 2024

CHICAGO, IL — In a stunning reversal of their long-standing opposition to border walls, the Democratic National Convention Committee (DNCC)...

BREAKING: The DNC dyes Chicago River red to celebrate abortion

Jeremy Spoken August 19, 2024

CHICAGO, IL — In a bold and controversial move, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) dyed the Chicago River red today...

REPORT: Kamala Harris sacrificed two babies to Moloch to get Barack Obama’s endorsement

Exavier Saskagoochie July 26, 2024

WASHINGTON, DC— In an unprecedented and shocking move, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly sacrificed two babies to the ancient...

Biden crowns Nina Jankowicz the 2022 ‘Miss Information’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 29, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden has crowned Nina Jankowicz the 2022 Miss Information, displacing last year's winner, Jen "Ball" Psaki. Jankowicz is...

CDC warns US NOT to get J&J shot after J&J failed to contribute enough to DNC

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2021

ATLANTA—A Centers for Disease Control and Proliferation (CDC) advisory committee voted Thursday to advise calling mRNA coronavirus vaccines such as...