BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD...
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BREAKING: DOJ Indicts Hunter Biden for not giving any of his millions in bribes to the government
WASHINGTON, DC—In a peculiar legal maneuver that has raised eyebrows across the nation, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has chosen...
FBI Shuts Down Investigation Of Eric Adams’s Finances After He Writes ‘Loan Repayment’ On All Checks
NEW YORK—In a shocking turn of events that has left financial investigators baffled, the FBI has abruptly suspended its probe...
BREAKING: FBI awards Ray Epps ‘Employee of the Year’
WASHINGTON, DC—Many Democrats on the January 6th Committee haven't heard of Ray Epps, but that's all about to change as...
BREAKING: CIA accidentally gives $3 billion to Trump supporter disguised as Hamas terrorist
WASHINGTON, DC--We reported on a Trump supporter who disguised himself as a Hamas terrorist in order to be removed from...
BREAKING: Trump Supporter Disguises Himself As Hamas Terrorist To Get FBI To Stop Spying On Him
In a bizarre turn of events, a fervent supporter of former President Donald Trump has hatched an ingenious plan to...
MAGA supporters start burning down buildings for BLM so that the FBI will take them off their extremist list
In an unexpected turn of events, some ardent supporters of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement have resorted to...
BREAKING: Joe Biden appoints Hunter Biden to lead investigation of Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed his son Hunter Biden to lead the investigation of Hunter Biden following revelations that...
BREAKING: FBI kills man because he made threats to a president who isn’t Trump
In a bizarre case of mistaken presidential identity, the FBI has reportedly taken swift action by eliminating a man who...
Biden Department of Justice officially changes name to ‘Department of Just Us’
WASHINGTON, DC—The President* Biden Department of Justice has officially changed its name to the US Department of Just Us, according...
