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New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the spread of coronavirus. "There is...

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BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again

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ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...

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