Biden to replace all statues of white people with statues of George Floyd robbing pregnant woman
US—President* Biden signed an executive order earlier today instructing all municipalities to replace their racist statues of white people with...
US—President* Biden signed an executive order earlier today instructing all municipalities to replace their racist statues of white people with...
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....
SPRINGFIELD—A brave local man, Hugh Janus, has cut off his penis so that other men won't rape people. This follows...
Washington, DC—In an unexpected twist of diplomacy, President Biden, while addressing the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict, offered a unique perspective: "The...
EAST PALESTINE, OH—In a truly audacious move that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, the tiny town of...
WASHINGTON, DC—Weeks into Joe Biden's presidency, Democratic strategists have finally find someone capable of interpreting what the hell he is...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a truly baffling turn of events, President* Biden's administration has managed to find a silver lining in the...
WASHINGTON, DC--We reported on a Trump supporter who disguised himself as a Hamas terrorist in order to be removed from...
This is probably our most difficult quiz yet. Can you tell the difference between a Hamas terrorist attack and a...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of international diplomacy and circular logic, the United States has announced that it will be...