Brave Ukrainian soldier jumps on pile of Russian fentanyl to save fellow soldiers
A brave unknown soldier (pictured above) jumped on a pile of Russian fentanyl to save his fellow soldiers. He will...
Volodymyr Zelensky
BREAKING: Biden reminds Zelensky that ‘Nothing is free, kid’ during photo op
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden reminded Ukraine President* Volodymyr Zelensky that "Nothing is free, kid," during a photo op at...
Pelosi: ‘I gave $110B to Ukraine and all I got was this lousy flag!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is mad as hell after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky gave her a Ukrainian...
BREAKING: Omnibus spending bill includes $74 million green T-shirt budget for Zelensky
US—Congress is poised to pass an historic omnibus spending bill with $1.7 Trillion in new debt. While people like Senator...
BREAKING: Time gives 10% of Zelensky’s Person of the Year award to ‘the Big Guy’
Time magazine named Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky 2022's "Person of the Year" on Wednesday, but made sure to clarify that...
BREAKING: Ukraine asks for another $41B in aid to fund an audit of the previous $92B in aid
KYIV—Ukrainian Volodymyr Zelensky has asked the United States for an additional $41 billion in aid to pay for an audit...
Zelenskyy reports finding Russian noose in his garage; demands $400 billion in US aid to retaliate
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reported finding a Russian noose in his presidential garage and has posted a video demanding...
In response to Biden-Ukraine-FTX money laundering scandal, Congress to impeach Trump again
US—Rocked by revelations that now-bankrupt cryptocurrency company FTX and Alameda Hedge Fund used Ukrainian aid to donate to Democratic political...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Jury confuses Alex Jones with Volodymyr Zelensky, orders him to pay $1 billion
The jury in the Alex Jones Sandy Hook defamation suite has confused Jones with Ukrainian money launderer Volodymyr Zelensky and...
