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Due to supply chain shortages Chick-fil-A changes name to Cat-fil-A

Gumpers December 28, 2021

ATLANTA—Due to supply chain issues across the US, the largest fast casual restaurant chain, Chik-fil-A, is changing its name to...

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Chick-fil-A CEO calls on patrons to repent for eating at Chick-fil-A, start eating only Popeyes

Justin Case June 19, 2020

Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...

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Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’

Earnest O'Connor September 11, 2019

Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye's. I say what is the purpose of...

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