Politicians 40+ Years in Office Loudly Declare “No Kings” About Guy in Office for 14 Months
WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of constitutional vigilance, a coalition of Democratic lawmakers who have collectively occupied their seats...
Chuck Schumer
GOP Offers ‘Hybrid Filibuster’ for SAVE Act Allowing Democrats to Talk Out of Their Mouths and Their Asses
WASHINGTON — In a rare display of intra-party creativity, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) has quietly persuaded Senate Majority Leader John...
Democrats Slam Trump Over Alarming Plunge in Murder Rate Across the Country
WASHINGTON — Party leaders expressed grave concern today as fresh data revealed the national murder rate has plummeted to levels...
Democrats warn that if the SAVE Act passes, it will disenfranchise millions of dead voters
WASHINGTON — In a passionate press conference held outside the Capitol today, leading Democrats sounded the alarm over the controversial...
BREAKING: Democrats promise to keep killing people until you give up your guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have promised to keep killing people until you give up your guns. Former Speaker of the House...
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict
US—The Democratic Party has rolled out its latest messaging masterpiece: the “Peace Is War” campaign, a daring rebrand of their...
Democrats insist century-old Social Security recipients are real, and they all voted for Biden
Washington, D.C. - In what can only be described as the most unexpected audit in history, Elon Musk's newly established...
Schumer demands a thorough probe of Elon Musk’s Harry Bōlz for any possible privacy violations
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has called for an immediate...
Chuck Schumer celebrates Black History Month by devouring rack of ribs and whole watermelon at press conference
WASHINGTON, DC—In an act of cultural appreciation—or perhaps a severe misinterpretation of cultural sensitivity—Chuck Schumer held a press conference to...
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented political maneuver, Democrats have issued a warning to Elon Musk's "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE), claiming...
