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BREAKING: Democrats agree to fund border wall after Trump says he doesn’t want it anymore

Exavier Saskagoochie February 14, 2019

In a political move that is being called the "genius," President Trump has reversed course on his position of the...

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REPORT: Ginsburg to outlast Trump by drinking from Holy Grail

Googly McMooglyface January 10, 2019

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is doing just fine and hopes to live well into the future after a quick trip...

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