climate change

BREAKING: Trump cancels Global Warming in latest executive order

Exavier Saskagoochie January 23, 2026 0

THE SOUTH—In a move that has stunned scientists and political observers alike, President Donald Trump, one day after his inauguration,...

BREAKING: Dangerous Cold Weather Closes Schools So Kids Can Go Sledding

Robert L. Peters, Jr. January 21, 2026 0

In a stunning display of progressive parenting and climate awareness, public schools across the northern United States shuttered their doors...

Experts blame climate change for making them use cloud-seeding tech to cause massive flooding throughout US

Exavier Saskagoochie August 14, 2025 0

NEW YORK—Government officials have blamed climate change for making them use cloud-seeding technology to cause massive flooding throughout the United...

VIDEO: Greta Thunberg yells at Mount Etna for recklessly violating climate change regulation

Exavier Saskagoochie June 2, 2025 0

ITATY—Climate enthusiast Greta Thunberg has flown to Italy to yell at the world's most active volcano Mount Etna for violating international...

Congratulations to Portugal and Spain on accidentally achieving net zero before 2050

Jeremy Spoken April 29, 2025 0

Lisbon/Madrid, April 29, 2025 – In a plot twist that has left climate scientists dumbfounded, tech bros unemployed, and candle...

Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries

Exavier Saskagoochie April 23, 2025 0

In a surreal twist of environmental activism, a group of climate warriors calling themselves "GreenSmoke Revolution" staged a fiery protest...

Scientists now say that burning Teslas to the ground is better for the environment than not doing so

Exavier Saskagoochie April 14, 2025 0

PALO ALTO, CA – Several scientists from the Institute of California Social Justice Science (ICSJS) released a study yesterday claiming...

AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles

Exavier Saskagoochie March 4, 2025 0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) expressed outrage today over a disturbing trend in Germany, where terrorists have been using gas-guzzling, fossil-fuel-powered...