CNN: Bills safety Damar Hamlin suffers rare complication to climate change on MNF
(CNN) The US sports community was united in expressing concern Monday night after the collapse of Damar Hamlin during the game between...
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BREAKING: All sex trafficking charges against Andrew Tate dropped after he says he was a client of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
BUCHAREST—All sex trafficking charges against former MMA fighter and TikTok influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been dropped after...
United States Military to Stop Fighting All Wars to Combat Climate Change
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
BREAKING: Santa Claus has died unexpectedly following Fauci visit
NORTH POLE—The world is reeling from news that Santa Claus has died suddenly and unexpectedly, shocking experts who were sure...
Pete Buttigieg caught unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
LONDON—President Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
BREAKING: Buffalo hammered with 6 feet of Global Warming over the weekend
BUFFALO, New York—New York residents in Buffalo and other parts of the state are waking this morning to up to...
California celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing 6 people to climate goddess Greta Thunberg
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris announces new NFL rules ‘based on equity’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference today, Vice President* Kamala Harris announced that the NFL will move to a new scoring...
Fauci: ‘Be sure to wear three coats this winter so the person next to you doesn’t freeze to death’
WASHINGTON, DC—Outgoing NIAID Director Anthony Fauci weighed in on potential life-threatening conditions this winter and encouraged every American to "wear...
Newsom unveils bold plan for free 100% renewable energy for California
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom is sick and tired of waiting for the federal government to lead the way in fighting climate...
