In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...
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Biden orders pen and phone so he can bypass Congress just like Obama
WASHINGTON, DC—Now that Congress has officially certified the stolen election and Joe Biden will be the next president of the...
Mike Pence only gets 1 piece of silver for his betrayal
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence was disappointed that he only got one piece of silver for his betrayal of President...
BREAKING: Congress asks protesters to obey the law so Congress can get back to breaking the law
WASHINGTON, DC—Members of Congress have pleaded with the protesters at the US Capitol to obey the rule of law so...
Woke Rep Emanuel Cleaver changes name to Ewomanuel Cleaver
WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms. After Democrats removed all gendered...
BREAKING: South Dakota secedes to get more COVID relief money from US government
PIERRE, SD—The state of South Dakota has officially seceded from the Union and created a new country called The Republic...
BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers
Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives...
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus
WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...
Governing bodies promise to only censor you if you’re wrong
WASHINGTON--Members of Congress have passed a bill during a daytime meeting and somehow, every member of congress voted in favor...
