BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...
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Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’
In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is
The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...
Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers
The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...
Most diverse Congress ever sworn in includes living turd
It was a historic swearing in ceremony Thursday as the most diverse United States House of Representatives was sworn in...
