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Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie December 31, 2019 0

Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...

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Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 20, 2019 0

Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...

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Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert

Exavier Saskagoochie October 4, 2018 0

A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...

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