Zucker lands role in live-action Mx. Potato Head film after being fired from CNN
ATLANTA—Jeff Zucker has already landed on his feet. The embattled ex-President of CNN has won a starring role in the...
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First biological cheetah who identifies as a woman set to take gold at Tokyo Olympics
TOKYO—The first ever biological cheetah who identifies as a woman is set to take gold at the Tokyo Olympics next...
No you can’t just ‘identify’ as being vaccinated. That only works with social constructs like having a penis.
It has come to my attention that so-called people are trying to act like they "identify" as being vaccinated without...
Cuomo promises to harass at least 50% transwomen from now on
ALBANY, NY--New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has agreed to a compromise with the #metoo movement to save his job. He...
Biden replaces Women’s History Month with Transwomen’s History Month
WASHINGTON, DC—In his latest brave executive order, President Biden has eliminated Women's History Month and replaced it with Transwomen's History...
Biden taps gender-neutral Potato Head as Agriculture Secretary
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has selected the new gender-neutral Potato Head toy as Secretary of Agriculture, enabling him to check several...
Disney gives all princesses a brave makeover to fight wrongthink
VISTA DE MAL, CA—In its campaign to fight wrongthink, Disney has given all of their celebrated princesses a stunning and...
To promote gender equity, US Post Office now offering two delivery options: mail and femail
WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Postal Service announced that starting today, it’ll be offering two delivery options: mail and femail. “The Post...
Mayor De Blasio renames Manhattan to Womanhattan
NEW YORK CITY—Not to be outdone by the stunning and brave US Congress, which has eliminated all gendered terms in...
Woke Rep Emanuel Cleaver changes name to Ewomanuel Cleaver
WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms. After Democrats removed all gendered...
