Biden replaces Women’s History Month with Transwomen’s History Month
WASHINGTON, DC—In his latest brave executive order, President Biden has eliminated Women's History Month and replaced it with Transwomen's History...
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Biden taps gender-neutral Potato Head as Agriculture Secretary
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has selected the new gender-neutral Potato Head toy as Secretary of Agriculture, enabling him to check several...
Disney gives all princesses a brave makeover to fight wrongthink
VISTA DE MAL, CA—In its campaign to fight wrongthink, Disney has given all of their celebrated princesses a stunning and...
To promote gender equity, US Post Office now offering two delivery options: mail and femail
WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Postal Service announced that starting today, it’ll be offering two delivery options: mail and femail. “The Post...
Mayor De Blasio renames Manhattan to Womanhattan
NEW YORK CITY—Not to be outdone by the stunning and brave US Congress, which has eliminated all gendered terms in...
Woke Rep Emanuel Cleaver changes name to Ewomanuel Cleaver
WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms. After Democrats removed all gendered...
Local biological men dominate International Women’s Day
The 2020 International Women's Day was a great success, focusing mainly on local men who think they're women. "Really, the...
Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex
Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...
Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’
Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...
Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
