Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
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Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
Liberal confused as to why no one was able to defend himself in his gun-free zone mass shooting
Local liberal Nathan Fizzle is completely flummoxed. After a mass shooting last year, he thought he had the solution: he...
OPED: People who don’t own guns don’t get an opinion about gun legislation
I've recently heard much about the horrible Alabama ban on abortion and the subsequent imprisonment of a third of all...
UK Police confiscate giant spork in zero-tolerance raid
UK police stationed in Northumberland celebrated after a zero-tolerance raid resulted in the confiscation of one giant green spork (spoon-fork)....
BREAKING: New Zealand outlaws mass shootings
New Zealand is the first Western country to boldly ban mass shootings in all forms following a deadly massacre in...
New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
