Biden back to anti-bite collar to protect babies
President* Joe Biden has been spotted wearing his anti-bite collar once again, as concerns grow over his interactions with young...
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BREAKING: Trump indicted for rescuing several babies from Biden Halloween sacrifice ritual
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for rescuing several babies about to be eaten by President* Joe Biden...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for Halloween again
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....
BREAKING: Biden devours several children in playful new Halloween sacrifice ritual at White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has been caught on camera devouring several children in a new Halloween sacrifice tradition at the...
BREAKING: Oscar the Grouch Endorses Trump After Biden’s Garbage Comment
SESAME STREET—Long time resident Oscar the Grouch surprised the nation today by officially endorsing Donald Trump for president, citing President...
Biden: ‘Garbage Trump supporters need to tone down the rhetoric or I’ll annihilate them all with tactical nukes and F-18s’
WASHINGTON, DC—In yet another one of his signature "folksy" moments, President* Joe Biden addressed escalating political tensions during a recent...
Democrats stunned to learn that hatred of Trump can’t buy groceries or gas
Democratic voters nationwide are coming to the grim realization that seething hatred for Donald Trump isn’t an acceptable form of...
Biden: ‘It’s okay that Kamala has IQ of a fence post; the president doesn’t do anything anymore anyway’
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Speaking from a beach chair while sipping lemonade on his seemingly permanent taxpayer-funded vacation, President* Joe...
BREAKING: Joe Biden re-enters presidential race after seeing Kamala Harris lose
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has officially re-entered the 2024 presidential race, just days after watching Vice President...
Climate Goddess Greta Thunberg declares Hurricane Milton will spare followers’ homes if they paint their doors with aborted fetus blood
Climate Goddess Greta Thunberg has issued an urgent decree to her devout followers: **Hurricane Milton will bypass their homes—**if they...
