San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
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Russia to launch investigation to determine if any Democrats have ties to United States
Officials at the top of Russian government have launched an investigation to determine if anyone in the Democratic Party has...
BREAKING: Dems move to impeach Trump for exposing a crime and elect the man who committed the crime
Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump for exposing a crime. At...
Gun manufacturer changes name of AR-15 to MS-13 to get support of Democrats
Colt, the manufacturer of the AR-15 has announced that it is changing the name of the rifle to "MS-13" in...
OPED: How dare Trump spend Defense money on defending the country!
It is a national disgrace that President Trump stolen money from the Defense budget to actually defending the country. Even...
BREAKING: Trump recklessly diverts military funds from unnecessary foreign wars to actually protecting the US
President Trump has directed the Pentagon to recklessly divert $3.6 billion dollars from unnecessary foreign interventions to actually protecting the...
Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
Democrats leave for 3-week vacation to Dominican Republic paid for by Trump
Congressional Democrats embarked on a 3-week all-expenses-paid vacation to the Dominican Republic, sponsored by President Trump's personal funds. The gift...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
