BREAKING: California rejects Oregon firefighters after their trucks fail smog check
LOS ANGELES—A battalion of Oregon firefighters, dispatched to aid in the massive California wildfire dubbed "The Charred Palisades," were sent...
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Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
MAUI, HI—An arsonist who has started several fires in Hawaii, Oregon, and California has legally changed his name to "Climate...
Portland ups the ante: 2 free hits of crack with vaccine card
PORTLAND, OR—The City of Portland is upping the crack rock ante in its COVID-19 vaccine push, doubling the number of...
Oregon Health Authority reminds people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving
PORTLAND — The Oregon Health Authority is reminding people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving celebrations. They are...
REPORT: Iran drops to 2nd in places that hate America behind #1 Portland, Oregon
Video uploaded to Twitter shows Iranian students attending Tehran’s Behesti University carefully walking around the United States and Israeli flags...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
Washington declares state of emergency for disease that was commonplace 40 years ago
Health officials in Washington have declared a state of emergency and are urging immunization as they frantically scramble to contain...
